Hare Corner:
Today's hare is Soh Mui Mui, her real name is Ching Lai Fong, the obedient half of the renowned Soh Kau Kau. As you can probably relate, her hash name was the inspiration from her lovely hubby's hash name and was given by GH5. Soh Mui Mui joined GH5 in year 2005 and only run with this exclusive chapter exclusively. She holds firmly the Cork-folio of the Home and Finance Ministry of Soh Kau Kau Incorporated and occasionally hit some balls.........
golf balls actually. She is also one of the team member of the GH5 world renowned Dancing Queen troupe.
The turn out for today's run was in full force probably because most members missed the previous run by Goldie Mei at Sungai Jelok Shooting range, in the absent of GM, newly returning JM from his annual pilgrimage to ensure compliance of his PR status of Canada had the honor to call the On On. The run had three checks and manged to keep most members together. The in trail took us to the 3rd station of Cheras Awana and then all the way down hill to base level and started the climb from another direction to the 3rd station again, so all in all, we did 6 stations , after the third station, the home trail was the exact in trail route, so in a way, it was a shape of letter 9 for today's run. Well thought out for the fact if you add 2x3 stations, we actually were at station 6 of Cheras Awana but the smart hare did it such that one did not feel it.
As we emerged from the run, Mad Dog was barking uncontrollably because there was no roast pork bone to chew on, it was suspected the budget had gone to support the China Doll but Soh Kau Kau said now the fund had shifted to the Vietnamese refugees.
GM arrived on time to kick start the circle and reminder all members to pay the GH5 annual subscription on time, first time and every time!
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| The Loving french couple returned from romantic trip, ...............at least for now! |
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| All the land surveyors................................................. |
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THOSE PAYING SUBSCRIPTIONS AFTER JUNE 30 WILL BE CHARGED RM 250 INSTEAD OF CURRENT RM 200. THIS WAS DECIDED BY THE COMMITTEE. PLEASE ALSO REMIND THOSE MEMBERS YOU BROUGHT INTO THE CLUB SO THAT THEY KNOW OR YOU SHOULD PAY ON THEIR BEHALF AND COLLECT FROM THEM.
Please pay your subs to On Cash voluntarily and do not wait to be asked! Like Silent said: you pay first then you enjoyed the benefit, not enjoyed first then only pay, on cash will be displaying the names of all the members who had paid and those that is still outstanding.
GM welcome the returned Yak family and obviously 3 votes were missing from them. Jungle men as usual arrived late and stroll for 500 meters and was iced for not able to answer the hares for the next three weeks. On Sex Cili Padi took the box and on down Kai Si Wong and Bijis for contributing to the scribes, fellow members are encourage to contribute to the scribe to add spices and flavor to the blog. Next Piss Stop was iced for informing Poker Face that the circle can be cancelled during this run because Cili Padi was not around. Next was Yak for he totally forgotten members name after too much French cultural influence when he forgot 100 Plus and Blur-blur's hash name but know their car registration plate only. Tan Sri did the run rating and award 8.5 points for the run.
The Obedient partner of Honda was Christen ed today by GM as
" Hi-brid" , it could have been "Hai-bleed",the reason being Honda has many "Hybrid" models launched in Malaysia.
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The latest "MODEL" FROM HONDA OLD KLANG ROAD SHOW ROOM-"Hi-Brid" Booking commenced from 21st May 2013
Shitface was buzzard of the day and iced Soh Kau Kau for wearing the bib that belongs to Soh Mui Mui. Bonsai was the mystery whip of the day and iced Kirei Kimono for after assuming as the assistant On cash post, immediately change to new Honda CRV and over charging the guests of BMM RM35 instead of RM30. Next on ice for Ah Bee from Kapar town KM10 for not wearing hash T-shirt during the run. Silent was next on the throne for being too smart when he was the co-hare but he went the other way......and came out by shell petrol station. Airbag as usual was chatting away in the mist of whisky aroma and totally do not know the run rating. Piss stop and Push Up were at the small claim court when Piss Stop petitioned he was not accorded the rightful service when he engaged Push Up for a Misfortune Reading assignment, Push Up gazed the crystal ball and told Piss Stop he could have make millions if he were to ventured far and because he did not do so, now he has to seek alms like the monks! Before the case was brought to trial, both parties reached an amicable settlement where by Piss-stop can eat on her, sleep below her and shit on her! The triple on was at the near by restaurant and thanks to Soh Mui Mui for another fun evening! |
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| Thank you for cumming to my lan...................... |
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| What you talking about? Soh Soh teh..................... |
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| Whisky Attractions..................................... |
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| Let's compare, who is firmer and bigger................? |
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| No eye see.................................................. |
JOKE OF THE WEEK:
A young guy moved
to Montreal and
went to a big department store looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do
you have any sales experience?" The kid replied, "Yeah, I was a
salesman back home". Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.
I'll come down after we close and see how you do, but let me give you a bit of advice."
"If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you may suggest to him a toothbrush, or shaving cream
etc. You get the idea?" "Of course," the young man said. His
first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was
locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales did you make
today?"
The kid replied,
"One." The manager groaned, "Just one? Our sales people average
20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid said,
"$101,237.64." The manager exclaimed, "What? $ 101,237.64? What
did you sell him?"
The kid replied,
"First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a
medium fishhook.
Then I sold him a larger fishhook.Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I
asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast; so I told
him he was going to need a boat, and we
went down to the boat department. I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then
he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it,so I took him down to the
automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero."
The manager said
"You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat
and truck?!"
The kid replied,
"No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I
said, "Well, since your weekend's
already screwed
up, you might as well go fishing.""
